Some entertaining product descriptions
Posted by alkali
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Some entertaining product descriptions March 20, 2024 11:32PM |
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Product descriptions sometimes contain amusing things. I suspect at least some of these result from writers of ad/catalog copy getting bored and needing more of a creative outlet than their work nominally provides.
I am clearing out some old bookmarks. I will post things here as I run into them.
I am clearing out some old bookmarks. I will post things here as I run into them.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 20, 2024 11:40PM |
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IVO SafetyGrip 6" Red Boning Knife
Ready? Ready.
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Wolff Industries
Get ready to slice your way to safety!
Ready? Ready.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 20, 2024 11:47PM |
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Old Hickory Lettuce Trimmer
Epstein is an excellent store, by the way, particularly for people with the patience for bargain hunting.
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Harry J. Epstein Co.
Whether you've got lettuce to trim, crops to cultivate, or just looking for that perfect child's machete. This is the knife for you.
Epstein is an excellent store, by the way, particularly for people with the patience for bargain hunting.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 20, 2024 11:54PM |
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ESEE Churp Liner Lock Knife
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/20/2024 11:55PM by alkali.
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Blade HQ
If you add this impressive multi-use pocket knife to your collection, you will undoubtedly feel good about your daily and overall life choices.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/20/2024 11:55PM by alkali.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 21, 2024 12:30AM |
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Dexter Sani-Safe 3 ½” Vent Knife
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Harry J. Epstein Co.
[...] its small size grants access to those harder to reach, smaller areas.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 22, 2024 02:11AM |
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions March 24, 2024 01:41AM |
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jasonstone20
hahaha, these are funny. I always have fun trying to understand the instructions from China, written is a weird English.
And yet none of the quotations above seem like translation artifacts.
Here is one that might be:
Opinel brand page at KnifeCenter
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KnifeCenter
Since 1890, in a pocket, backpack, kitchen drawer or on the table, Opinel has been synonymous with a nomadic art of living, natural spirit, moments of sharing and complicity.
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Re: Some entertaining product descriptions April 01, 2024 05:41PM |
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